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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Surat untuk Gates

Assalamualaikum w.b.t smua.. !!

Yaahooo!!!exam dah abis......ak ni baru je balik dari Times Square..penat memang xley nk cakap..
Lepas je balik dari shopping (errrr.....shopping melalui tingkat mall je..huhuhu), terus kena kemas barang..iye laa dah nk balik kampung kan..hihi  :P
Tapi seperti biasa, selagi tak sampai due date kemas barang, aku memang tak kan kemas..hahhahah...(last minute adalah terbaek wok!)...smpt singgah fb n share satu cite klakar...
Renung2kan dan Selamat Beramal ~~~



Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'Sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system? Ifind only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do notprovide'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but u are selling WINDOWS?

Regards,
Banta
~HS



ad lagi ...ni cite pasal perngorbanan seorang anak.. T_T..
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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.Love, Bubba

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bubba

p/s: respect pesalah ini yang hormatkan ibu bapa walaupun @#$$%#%%^!!!

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